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Adventures in Starkville, Mississippi

I’m Pretty Sure The Wal-Mart Cashier Thinks I Don’t Bathe July 22, 2010

Filed under: Who Knows? — mariewillms @ 3:35 am

Sorry I’ve been away from my blog for a while.  School got the best of me the last two weeks.  So far, I got two presentations, two lit responses, one 5 page critical analysis, and take-home midterm out of the way.  Today I took a little “break” and decided to post a quick update:

1.  The Washer:  Broken, repaired, then broken again.  Dad and Michael are coming to town on Friday to bring me a new one.  Don’t worry, I haven’t exactly missed doing the laundry; and I have put together some very exciting ensembles as of late.  (Can’t wait to see you, Michael!  Even though I know driving to Starkville to change out an old washing machine probably constitutes as the lamest day of summer vacation ever….)

2.  The Cable:  I think I have been black-balled by Metrocast.  I have been stalking these people since July 2 to no avail.  So far I met 5 different Metrocast techs and talked to another over the phone.  I gave up for a while out of frustration.  Then, I called again yesterday and today.  Both times I was told someone would be out to help me.  Both times I stayed in my house all day long only to realize that I had been stood up!  Right now my channel line up looks like this:  ABC, religion channel, NBC, CBS, ABC (again?), Trinity broadcasting network, Starkville TV, Home shopping network, CSPAN, CSPAN2 (really?  Is CSPAN2 necessary?).  It’s almost comical at this point….

3.  So I go to Wal-Mart tonight becuase I need dish soap, and ended up buying dish soap, new body wash for me, new body wash for Matt, and an economy size jug of hand soap refill.  Plus, I came straight from the gym.  Imagine a sweaty girl with mismatched gym clothes walking through Wal-Mart with her arms full of soap products.  IT’S A SOAP EMERGENCY!  Oh, man, I laugh just thinking about it!

4.  I have discovered a new blog.  A blog so funny that I have come close to wetting my pants on several occasions.  I don not know this person, but I want to be her best friend.  YOU. MUST. READ. THIS. BLOG. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

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One Response to “I’m Pretty Sure The Wal-Mart Cashier Thinks I Don’t Bathe”

  1. Matt Says:

    Hahaha. SOAP EMERGENCY! NEED SOAP!


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