Dear Humidity,
I know this my sound a bit sudden, but I think it’s time we see other people. 
I know that when we are together, after being apart for a long stretch of time, everything falls into place with us and life is good. Remember when I came home from Arizona? And I stepped off the plane, and you hit me in the face like a hot, wet towel? And how I took a deep breath and almost choked from all the moisture in the air? You made me smile and I realized how much I missed you. But the longer we are together, the more I realize that I can’t see myself spending the rest of my life with you.
Things have been up and down with us for years, and the last month has been the most trying time in my life. When I was in Canada this summer, I had some time to think about us. I don’t know, maybe I fell in love with the cool breezes, or having to wearing my cardigan in the evenings, or the way my hair fell into place like a Panteen Pro-V commercial. The thing is…I realized that I don’t like who I am when I am with you. No one should have to sweat as much at I do at 8:00 in the morning! No one should have to wait until the dead of night to emerge from the house to run errands! NO ONE’S HAIR SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS!
So let’s make this a clean break, ok? We had a good run, but now it’s time for both of us to get on with our lives.
Regards,
Marie
Now that is FUNNY stuff.
i wonder if there is a hallmark card? everything i wanted to say but didn’t have the guts to say it.